What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Small penises have feelings too.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
