Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
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I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
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I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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