I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
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I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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