All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
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My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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