I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
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I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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