I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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