i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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