Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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