he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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