Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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