Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
it hurts more in the daytime
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
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I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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