Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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