Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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