this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Semen is not good for contacts.
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Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
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I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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