is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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