My friends, they love my intelligence
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
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Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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