Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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