U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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