you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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