I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
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Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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