so let's talk penis.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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