what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
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I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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