Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
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she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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