What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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