the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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