I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
In America we eat man semen.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
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Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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