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youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
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Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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