What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
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Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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