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I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
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When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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