idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
