Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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