is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
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Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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