I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Fuck appropriateness.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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