the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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