batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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