therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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