Three words: puerto rican gang bang
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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