You just made me feel so damn special
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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