The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
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