Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I FOUND THE LEGS
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