im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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