Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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