I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
