you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
birth control should be required to get into college
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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