I want to have your abortion
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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