So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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