Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
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Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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