I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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