I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
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