Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
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the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
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I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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