I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
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