Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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