Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
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Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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