I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
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She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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