If that was your dad, he is hot
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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