hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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