we're blogging at a bar
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
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not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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